hoya

something someone says to get someone's attention... in a sexual way ;)

HOYA MAH GUYS

by potatodreams August 9, 2022

Hoya

Noun: Mysteriously foolish or stupid individual, often in troubling, unsettling, rebellious, and unpredictable terms.

There was this fucking Hoya at subway with a skateboard who stared at my wife's ass the whole time and boy, did I want to kick his ass.

by AnoymousAsshole January 27, 2017

HOYA

Happy One Year Anniversary

Date: May 1st, 2014

Teresa: HOYA!
Joseph: ??
Teresa: Happy One Year Anniversary, babe!! Love you, my a.f.f.i <3
Joseph: :)

by LLpoofie May 19, 2014

HOYA!

a word some people use try to be funny, from TikTok

kid 1: CAN I GET A HOYA!
literally everyone: HOYA!

by iamcool123456789 November 1, 2021

Hoya

hot ass nipples, lickable nips

Man, you got some Hoya nips, there.

by LeAnna October 6, 2004

Hoya

A feces remnant that dangles from the anus.

I couldn't shake the hoya off my ass, and it left me a brownstain in my drawers.

by bbaass October 16, 2005

hoya

Scrotum, taint and ass hair.

No hoya on that batter, no hoya - hey batter, batter, batter, hey batter. No hoya! Swing batter!

by dibblez69 October 6, 2010