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HOWE did he make stitches so fast???

He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).
In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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howe-ism

Everybody knows these people. These are the kids in high school that will talk shit behind your back and when you confront them about it they deny everything and try to act all buddy buddy.
Jim: Bro did you see what Taylor just said what i confronted him of talking shit?

Phil: Yeah bro, that queer excells in howe-ism.
by Jim Richalds August 30, 2009
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Howe, TX

A small rural town in Texas. Probably the best around. Tey also have the best sports teams. With 1 MLB player and NFL player recently.
Me: Have you ever been to Howe, TX?
Person: Yeah they're the best!
by Nicesaurus October 7, 2016
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Howe Military Academy

A private co-ed boarding school for Grades 7-12 located in Howe, IN. Founded in 1884.
My son graduated from Howe Military Academy in 2018.
by howemilitary April 3, 2019
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Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass
person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe
by don congdon February 20, 2019
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Matt Howe

A fictional character from the movie, "When Gangsters Preach." (1984)

A gangster of some sort. He lays low in the hoods of Newfields smokin' blunts, smashin' hookers, and trolllin' facebook. If you fuck with Matt Howe, you get blasted. If you are approached by Matt Howe, proceed with caution.
Yooo dude!! I was just roaming the backroads of Newfields and I saw Matt Howe!! HE WAS CLAPPIN' NIGGAS!
by Brian Swaine November 14, 2011
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Gordie Howe Sex Club

Gordie Howe played pro hockey in parts of 5 decades. The Gordie Howe Sex Club is when you have sex with people born in five different decades.
"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
by Doc Irysch May 27, 2013
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