In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
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Jim: Bro did you see what Taylor just said what i confronted him of talking shit?
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Phil: Yeah bro, that queer excells in howe-ism.
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A small rural town in Texas. Probably the best around. Tey also have the best sports teams. With 1 MLB player and NFL player recently.
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A gangster of some sort. He lays low in the hoods of Newfields smokin' blunts, smashin' hookers, and trolllin' facebook. If you fuck with Matt Howe, you get blasted. If you are approached by Matt Howe, proceed with caution.
A gangster of some sort. He lays low in the hoods of Newfields smokin' blunts, smashin' hookers, and trolllin' facebook. If you fuck with Matt Howe, you get blasted. If you are approached by Matt Howe, proceed with caution.
Yooo dude!! I was just roaming the backroads of Newfields and I saw Matt Howe!! HE WAS CLAPPIN' NIGGAS!
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"Hey, I saw you hitting on that cougar chick last night, what was with that?"
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
"It was perfect, she was born in 1959, so now I can punch my membership in the Gordie Howe Sex Club."
"Sweet, I guess I have to wait until 2018 to get mine."
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