housered

being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself

did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!

by mossman26 May 15, 2011

doobie houser

the coolest pot smoking dr ever

the name given to a doctor that smokes pot

a doctor that gives you a medicinal medical marijuana card

i went to the hospital to see a doobie houser he gave me my mary jane medicaal card

by donky turdz December 5, 2009

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

Big hosser

Someone who is fun to be around, and a great memer.

"Hey that girl that I met yesterday was such a Big Hosser

by dongmaster38 August 16, 2017

Randy Houser

To knock someone or something out.

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.

by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021

Sean houser

Fat guy that thinks he knows everything but really knows nothing

That guys absolutely clueless. He acting like a Sean houser

by Hahahakdjahahahah June 24, 2022

Hosser

Hosser is the boys code word for vapes and dab pens

Example: “hey nigga can you pass me my hosser”

by Jared Watson November 6, 2019