horseboat

A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.

by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

horseback water

The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.

Ezra: How's your horseback water?
James: It's so good, I feel healed!

Ezra: Praise God!

by Sean Rampolla November 14, 2020

Bojack horseman

Old cringey Song by J. Grimes that sounds as good as homework on a Friday night

j grimes probably should’ve taken the time to make a better song than release his latest ego stroking song about nothing, only good part is the beat

Bojack horseman by J Grimes (junior grimes)

Lyrics: “I got bitches on my grind yeah I don’t miiind a biiiitt”

“I pre-tjffitnfkfskfjskd” the rest is hot garbage

J. Grimes lacks the authenticity or seriousness to be a rapper or singer for that matter, any song J. Grimes drops is further proof of that

Bojack Horseman is a strangely below average trash song

by Hmmmmm, nah April 15, 2022

Horse Famous

When you get popularity (among bronies and sometimes non-bronies) thanks to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

A: "wow, you became famous only by writing mlp's songs?"
B: "yep, I'm horse famous"

by Dan Sparkle November 4, 2014

Trojan Horse Disbursement

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.

George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.

by Stathara February 25, 2011

Horse shabbouei dawg

It's just horse shabbouei dawg man

Dylan: yo do you know what Horse shabbouei dawg

Ben: Yea of course

by Bathing Grape February 15, 2019

Horse Pile

An absolutely massive mound of dump as if a horse had shat

"Ya'll see Kaitlyn Bennett pass out at that party and Horse Piled"

by Slim Bean June 19, 2020