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hosaphone

A musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by Ellis Workman on July 4, 1976 in Rochester, MN. Constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. The Hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.
The Hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the Doppler Effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
The Hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called Natural Trumpet.
The sound of the Hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
Hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the "natural" harmonic series.
by David A. Roth October 22, 2007
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Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through
Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.
by Sonia K May 9, 2020
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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Hosam

Hosam being defined as or stands for a male that owns an angelic face , yet prettier than than the moon itself . A one of a kind human angel being.

We’re so lucky to have people who carries this name . They’re a true blessing from god
Being Defined as

Example 1:

Person 1: woah , look it Hosam

Person 2: umm where? i only see a full angelic moon
by Tadriya October 6, 2018
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hostage lunch

Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.
"I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch."
by Cale Dempster December 9, 2008
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Hostage Food

(noun): Food that is purchased for employees or those attending meetings to eat during their breaks. Usually a bulk type food like many boxes of pizza, large sandwich tray. Generally much cheaper and of less quality than catered food. Main purpose being to feed a decent sized group of people cheaply.
Every sunday at work they feed us hostage food for lunch.
This cheap ass hostage food taste like shit.
by random0934598347598347 April 24, 2007
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holta ka

derived from the spanish alphabet letters J (holta) k (ka) also meaning just kidding
Jake: i hate you with the burring passion of a 1000 sons
Bella: why would you say that... you're horrible
Jake: HOLTA KA !!!!!
by Jake, bella and dilly December 16, 2008
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