horsey

Adjective; describes a woman who has very thick upper thighs, wide hips and butt.

That is one horsey woman.

by Tommy Hodges September 3, 2013

Horsey

A sexual fetish/ act where you flip a twirled up towel, or pillow, then flip it over your partners head like a set of reins whilst banging them doggy style.

I spiced things up last night whilst banging my girlfriend's sister. Using my towel I banged her horsey style.

by The Horsey July 4, 2016

horsey

A dance sensation, similar in spirit to the Affe, that is currently sweeping the Midwest.

Do the Horsey!

by Big Chimper July 16, 2003

Horsey

A horsey is usually a young girl in her teens. A common name for a horsey is Madison. She usually has natural blonde hair, but has dyed it brown or black. Skinny jeans are her thing!! Her boyfriends name is Fredrick. And she is dearly loved by her family and cousins: Big Piggen and Heff.

"Oh my gosh! Hey Madi...Do you plan on staying across the street with those Horseys??" "They are your family you know!"

by Big Piggen and Heff February 6, 2010

Horsey

A great thing to call someone who is sexy as fuck and likes pancakes named jack.

Ooh damn pancake n horsey back at it again!

by bugra horsey June 25, 2018

Horsey

When you are sad and horny.

“Living alone and single during quarantine has me feeling horsey”

by Trekkie_the_CandleTurtle January 5, 2021

Horsey

Adjective describing something as being classy, much like a majestic horse, commonly used within the Australian culture.

Mario: Hey where's Karen tonight ?
Stephen: I think she's out with Joe again
Sevz: She's too horsey for us anyways.

by Stevocauat18 February 16, 2015