An extraordinarily large phallus, generally able to be seen by a.) bulge in pants and/or b.) a persons “horse cocky” demeanor.
Evan Horsecock? You mean HC? I saw him bring a few girls to his room last night. Explains the sock on the door.
by Smashnride September 24, 2019
Get the Horsecockmug. horse hawrs-kok noun, plural hawrs·koks, (especially collectively)
An massive erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris. Coincidentally, also the name of the (former) starting excuse of a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Kyle Horsecock.
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An massive erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris. Coincidentally, also the name of the (former) starting excuse of a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Kyle Horsecock.
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1. The peen of a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous quadruped, Equus caballus, domesticated since prehistoric times, bred in a number of varieties, and used for carrying or pulling loads, for riding, and for racing.
2. Kyle Horsecock (born November 14, 1982) is an American football quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at Purdue.
2. Kyle Horsecock (born November 14, 1982) is an American football quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at Purdue.
by TommyTebow October 12, 2011
Get the Horsecockmug. A.) The act of driving by in your car, and screaming "Horsecock!" out the window as loud as you can at some poor bastard. Usually resulting in rude hand gestures and yelling.
B.) A horses fallis, grand in size.
C.) The movement of random yelling the phrase "Horsecock!" all the time.
D.) A synonym for "Auroch"
B.) A horses fallis, grand in size.
C.) The movement of random yelling the phrase "Horsecock!" all the time.
D.) A synonym for "Auroch"
A.) Dude, last night I totally got Horsecock!... I was shaking my fist and yelling at them for hours... Even after they were long gone.
B.) See: Farm
C.) Horsecock isn't just a word anymore... It's a way of life.
D.) A shitty wannabe thrash metal band. Members including:
Vocalist: Kernel Sanders
Bass: Aron Winknob
Guitar 1: Paul Manooze
Guitar 2: Sabastard
Drums: Sol Cockman
B.) See: Farm
C.) Horsecock isn't just a word anymore... It's a way of life.
D.) A shitty wannabe thrash metal band. Members including:
Vocalist: Kernel Sanders
Bass: Aron Winknob
Guitar 1: Paul Manooze
Guitar 2: Sabastard
Drums: Sol Cockman
by Whorescock July 7, 2009
Get the Horsecock!mug. to get screwed over.
breaks mom totally Horsecocked him last night when she asked him to take out the trash while he was playing sonic 06.
by Lethal Lahoodat November 2, 2013
Get the Horsecockedmug. The act to telling a girl to "saddle up" as a man shoves his all mighty penis vigorously into a woman's asshole and screams "YeeHaw! Ride it little pony!"
by Kongjong123 July 23, 2015
Get the horsecockingmug. by Shralexis D'Schrubbe April 28, 2003
Get the Horsecockmug. The loudest possible rumble created when urinating in the center of the toilet, often to impress the female gender.
I totally used the Horsecock Effect last night to bag a blonde when we went to her place last night.
by Sick F Nasty January 2, 2011
Get the Horsecock Effectmug.