horsewife

when you piss your pants at the same time some one else from a different gender

''hey look they're horsewifes
''insert laugh''

by door licker December 9, 2020

Horsepitality

When a cowboy invites people to enjoy his ranch.

Partner, you sure showed your horsepitality to us.

by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

pinkiejack horsepie

pinkiejack horsepie is when a man buys a stuffed pinkie pie doll, and proceeds to tear a hole in the back to fuck it. After he cums in it he'll watch bojack horseman while sewing the doll back up.

Last Thursday I grabbed a pinkie pie doll from toys r us and pulled a pinkiejack horsepie on it.

by pissypiss December 25, 2020

Massachusetts Horse Bite

When a ladyfriend performs oral sex whilst chewing gum, and then at the moment the gentleman is about to finish, she bites down on the gum and his dongelberg at the same time.

Jeremy went the way he always wanted to go, he got a Massachusetts Horse Bite from a tramp. May he rest in peace.

by A Very Dissapointed Person September 23, 2011

Horsepital

A place for sick horses to get operated on.

The horsepital has an emergency room.

by Magnumb,Private Eye February 12, 2022

horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

by scodder May 6, 2010

horseboxed

horseboxed - extremely intoxicated

"Lad went out last night and got completely horseboxed!"

by Hi5Ace October 21, 2011