Horizontility

Horizontility is the amount of horizontalness of something, such as a tabletop, or floor. A vertical wall would have 0% horizontility while the line monitoring the heartbeat of a dead man would have 100% horizontility.

Person A: Dude, check out the horizontility of that guy. It's gotta be like 99%.
Person B: Yeah, silly drunk guys, sleep somewhere else.

by jwalk0n August 5, 2008

horiztigo

A play on vertigo except that someone experiences problems such as dizziness, spinning movements, nausea and vomiting all while being horizontal. This is typically due to drunkenness or some other influence.

I suffer horiztigo and I keep falling over.

by holloway January 25, 2009