Horizontal

The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.

"Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan

by Coconut Tentacle Monster December 08, 2018

Horizontalism

The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.

by jrc1197 April 17, 2019

Horizontical

The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.

When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section

by MsD7thMath May 15, 2019

horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

by Wellsville Mike October 06, 2009

Horizontical

An Idiotic phrase from a parasite meaning not gay and flat

This is a horizontical line.

by Neutralice April 07, 2022

Horizontal

An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.

That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.

by WordzGuy April 03, 2011

Horizontical

In the lying position

Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap

by & Everythin August 28, 2007