Hoefosho

Hoe-Fo-Sho = Hoe For Sure
A girl thats very obvious or notorious of being a hoe or slut
used in the movie 40 Year Old Virgin

Dude that bitch is a hoefosho!!

She was a Hoe, fo sho!

by Wuthaphuq November 2, 2009

Horoscope

Telescope that can only see whores

"A horoscope, what's that a telescope that can only see your face..."

by Avocado_ Alien July 16, 2018

hornosis

A disease that causes the infected person to be extremely horny all the time. The person will hang out around Curves and masturbate in the alley, almost as if possessed. Most money is spent on trinkets, flowers, and drinks for strangers in an attempt to get the target back to their home to watch a movie. Constant bathroom breaks. Any attention is good attention, and despite the size of the pants, they always fit extremely tightly. Wet spots left behind in seats, and a complete rejection of standing sometimes. Panting, and a lack of standards are also commonplace. Also known by its street name Hornstrosity, which can also be used as a noun. Treated by Dibido, which actually increases the horny if taken with wine or snorted.

Poor Steve, ever since he came down with that hornosis all he has been doing is watching 80s exercise videos and hanging out at rest stops.

Man, I am going to ask Tanya out, rumor is she is a total Hornstrosity and i need to get after that before they put her on Dibido.

by Jack Lalane February 22, 2010

Horoscope

A forecast of someone's future. Typically based on the month or year that they were born in.

This website is filled with tons of fucking advertisements that claim to give you a horoscope.

by Another jealous gay fag March 4, 2016

horoscope

An astrological prediction of someone's future based on the position of the planets and the signs of zodiac at a particular time and place

Person #1: What's your zodiac sign?
Person #2: Aquarius.
Person #1: What's your horoscope for today?
Person #2: *checks horoscope* Uh- it says I'll "get even with a rival before things got worse".

by ValeriaAtWhitby May 22, 2006

Horos

Latinized form of ‘Ωρος (Horos), the Greek form of Egyptian Hrw (reconstructed as Heru) possibly meaning "falcon" or "high". In Egyptian mythology Horus was the god of light, often depicted as a man with the head of a falcon. The son Osiris and Isis, he avenged his father's murder by killing Seth.

Horos is the Greek derivative of Horus/ Heru the Egyptian Sun God

by Queenie22 October 21, 2013

horosh

russian casual word which means you are good or did well

Wow, bratan! This shit looks super cool, horosh!

by amjustarussianguy December 16, 2021