Triple-Dick Hopscotch

Can be used to describe something of which nothing is more gay than. Adding more dicks to the hopscotch does not increase the level of gayness, as nothing can be gayer.

After getting hit with a blue shell at the end of the last lap in Mario Kart, the player exclaims: "Fuck! This shit is as gay as triple-dick hopscotch!"

by Dr.ChocolateMilk February 5, 2010

Portland Hopscotch

This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.

Ex: Jeff's leg will heal but the pictures of him doing the Portland Hopscotch are priceless.

by babysealclubsamich September 7, 2007

hipscotch

Being of a state of total absurdity.
Also may be used to describe suspicious characters.

Lets get out of here, this is so hipscotch

by holdenchild November 12, 2010

Hopcrotch

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.

I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

honeypot hopscotch

When a male has sex with multiple females who are lying on top of each other, giving each one thrust before moving on to the next.

Man, it was awesome. Emily, Sarah, and Samantha all got drunk last night and let me pull a honeypot hopscotch on them.

by T-Bone 1980 April 21, 2017

dick hopscotch

WHEN BITCHES HOP FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER LIKE ITS A GAME

RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.

by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016

Hopscotch

An adult hardcore drinking game best played with a group of people (but can also be played solo). An order is set to see who goes first, second, third, etc. Each person has the first type of scotch in front of them and the one to goes first drinks the glass as a shot, immediately followed by the second person, who is then immediately followed by the third person and so on and so forth. This constitutes as the first round. Second round is similar but done with another type of scotch. There can be an OPTIONAL three minute break between rounds (let's face it, bartenders take a while to get you another drink let alone several). If by some chance there are still players aware after te five rounds, start over. Players are eliminated for breaking the cycle (going before their turn), taking too long to down their drink, or for passing out. Last person standing is the winner.

For a list of types of scotch, look up scotch on wikipedia.

Don't drink and drive!

1.) We went down to the bar Friday night to play a game of hopscotch but one of my friends passed out after only the second round.

by Dr_Girafales July 6, 2011