mental hospital

a place where you go for recovery from an ED, suicide attempt, self harm, mental disorders, trauma etc.

i got sent to a mental hospital because i was self harming. the food was kinda good tbh

by kaitykait October 23, 2019

hospital dome

Giving or Receiving fellatio, head, oral sex in a Hospital.

Man, Cory was in the emergency room again Detoxing and this banging nurse offered him some Hospital Dome...

Cory accepted and he made a miraculous recovery!!

by Dutch Creeger January 28, 2018

Hippity Hoppity

You’re now my property

Hippity Hoppity this page is now my property

by ThisNameIsNowMyProperty September 7, 2019

Hospital faded

A person drinks so much that they get alcohol poisoning and end up having to go to the hospital.

One can substitute the name of one's local hospital for "hospital." ex. Sacred Heart faded

Tim: Did you hear John got hospital faded last night?!

Mark: Yeah they pumped his stomach and he shit out a brick!

by You don't see me December 30, 2009

first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them

It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton

by RayRoy Strickland January 18, 2013

hoopty

Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.

A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.

The term has also been used in certain circles as an insult to one's boy or girlfriend, as in scrub or hoochie mama.

1. Can you believe he be gettin' all mad whenever somebody lean up against his old stupid hoopty.

2. I can see now you ain't nothin' but a hoopty.

by Cello March 11, 2005

Hospital Heroin

Slang for the powerful opiate Hydromorphone, commonly known as Dilaudid. It is one of the most powerful painkillers available in the US and is known for providing a euphoric rush similar to that of heroin when administered IV. It is available in oral, rectal, and IM preparations but the IV would most likely only be given in the hospital to patients in severe pain.

"Hey man I just got out of the hospital for breakin my back"
"Oh yeah? You doing alright now?"
"Hell yeah the doc gave me some hospital heroin and Im feelin good as hell"

by Bootysauce July 23, 2009