Hoolicar

An act of juvenile deliquency, financed by a ring leader known as a "Squard", that involves disrupting the orderly flow of automobile traffic by means such as:

1. Tossing water balloons or snowballs at oncoming vehicles.
2. Mooning.
3. Staging of fake fights on the roadside.
4. Placement of wooden or metal barriers to divert traffic.

An evening of Hoolicar generally concludes with a high adrenaline "Run from the Po-lice".

We were playing Hoolicar the other night and the cops were chasing me, so I hid behind a tree.

You guys wanna just sit here and play Space Invaders, or should we go out and play some Hoolicar?

I'm gonna ride my bike down to Alco and get some water balloons for Hoolicar.

by texshrader March 28, 2010

Hoppo Holiday

1. A no call or a no show at work.

2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.

3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.

4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired

5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in

to work on a given day.

"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"

"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"

"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.

by studminustheu February 18, 2010

holiday pour

A glass of wine filled close to the top of the glass, vs. just around half the glass as is usually the case.

Bartender, l'll have a glass of Chardonnay, and please make it a holiday pour.

by Ronco712 October 17, 2022

Cum-a-holic

A person who loves to swallow cum or semen.
Someone who loves to have someone else cum in their face or other body parts.
A person who is infatuated with cum.

After I give my guy Happy Head, I love to swallow his cum. I'm such a cum-a-holic!
She lets her dude cum all in her face and she enjoys it... What a cum-a-holic!
My cum-a-holic boyfriend likes my vaginal fluids to smother his face when he's giving me Happy Head.

by JasminePRain September 25, 2014

Hodling

The act of holding a store of value like stocks or virtual currency, most often bitcoin.

"'OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD' YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. I am HODLING."

by lizardflix December 19, 2013

Hofolio

Ones collection/portfolio of girl's phone numbers. One's hofolio is often stored on their cellular phone.

"Who should we hang out with tonight? You should check your hofolio to see who is available."

by Angstd May 16, 2008

Holiday In Cambodia

The guy below me obviously knows nothing about great punk music,
but this is actually an amazing song by the most influential punk band in history, Dead Kennedys.
Go listen to it, now.

Its a holiday in cambodia
Its tough, kid, but its life
Its a holiday in cambodia
Dont forget to pack a wife

- Holiday in Cambodia-Dead Kennedys

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