Hoopster

Somebody who wears a retro basketball jersey in attempts of being ironic. This term is a branch of the original term, 'Hipster'.

Hoopster- "Bro, check out this new Vancouver Grizzlies jersey I got."

Guy- "Lol you are such a hoopster".

by Kirzz December 6, 2010

hoobster

A pretty woman buying a gluten-free cookbook.

Damn man, check out that hoobster at the bookstore!

by farming simulator 360 no scope August 15, 2016

Gary hooster brewster

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers

Gary Hooster Brewster

by The King October 19, 2004

hoodster

A substitute word for thug. Meaning, Gangsta supreme; Living or lives in the hood

Oh my god! i just drove through Compton and saw so many hoodsters! I never want to do that again.

by THE HOMEBOI September 17, 2016

Hoopster

Girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or "hooping" as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. They will follow hooping as a fad and "hoop" whenever there is a camera present, or when other "hoopsters" are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. Overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light.

"OMG that kid is SO amazing! SHE'S A MINI HOOPER!"

"SHE'S 5, ITS JUST A HOOLA-HOOP!"

"Fucking hoopsters..."

by anon15378 August 28, 2011

hoopster

sneaky synonym for a whore. Possibly derived from the hoop earrings that hookers are known to wear.

Girl 1: Kelsey is such a total bitch
Girl 2: I know, what a hoopster!

by KChipster00 January 27, 2005

blow-hoosters

a massive explosion of liquid feces

Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!

by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009