Hoodwinker

A less than trustworthy person who does shady business.

"That hoodwinker ripped me off on Craigslist!"
"Those hoodwinkers sold me a broke computer"

by TurnHereFreaks September 17, 2014

hoodwinked

to be bamboozled or tricked

They ripped me off! I have been hoodwinked!

by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hoodwink

1.To steal or to take something without consent 2.To be taken advantage of or getting scammed.

1.Yo he just hoodwinked a fresh pair of kicks 2.I just got hoodwinked out of 20$

by Kareem D August 18, 2005

Hoodwinked

One of the most underrated animated films ever made. The films tells the story of Red Riding Hood but in the form of a police investigation. Everyone has either never heard of this movie (which is most people), seen it once and completely forgot it existed, or seen it so many times that they can recite the entire movie line for line, scene for scene, shot for shot, because it's permanently engraved in their brains (aka me).

Me: Have you ever seen this movie called Hoodwinked?
"Friend": Yeah, it sucked
Me: I'll end your worthless existence if you don't change your mind right now

by Hug Me ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ December 12, 2021

Hoodwinkification

1. The process oof hoodwinking another object, whether it be any or all things.

2. The culmination of one’s bamboozling process(s) towards others.

Mead’s hoodwinkification towards others are beyond our ability of understanding.

Jordyn’s hoodwinkification caused a perplexing reaction from her peers.

The hoodwinkification exhibited by Carson exceeded the intellectual abilities of his peers, leaving them in a state of confusion for always and eternity.

by Mr. 513 April 26, 2023

hoodwinker

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.

Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.

by sternwise September 30, 2006

hoodwank

To be slapped or smacked in the facial area with a penis.

While Andrew was lifting weights in school one day, Michael came up from behind him and hoodwanked him numerous times.

by andy and kara March 5, 2006