hoodle

Hoo hoo hooyoodle hooyooboodle oooohooo yooboodlehoo hoodle hoodle hoo. Also refers to someone from the Maldives. Also used to describe the sensation experienced when fucking Hillary Clinton.

Hoodle hoo yoodle hoo.

by Hoodle Hoooooooooooo January 2, 2011

hoodles

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

Chris, didya bring yer hoodles device so we can smoke this glass????

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Cheese Hoodle

When the uncut cock is all smegging out the dick cheese all around the hood.

He pulled out his cheese hoodle and wanted me to suck it.

I will never forget the taste of uncle Frank’s cheese hoodle.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

joo hoodles

Jeff Jankowski...always and forever...

Who the hell is Joo Hoodles?

by JooHoo December 30, 2004

hoodling doodling

Having sex with one's sibling.

“My cats were hoodling doodling on my bed. It was gross.”

by stabbity February 8, 2019

Hoodles Device

Formal and more reverent version of "Hoodles"

A homemade drug abuse device, made from whatever's at hand at the moment, laying around the house. (i.e. soda cans, 2 liter bottles, tin foil, duct tape, safety pins, etc.)

They had no bowl or papers around, so they assembled a Hoodles Device out of an empty 2-liter bottle, aluminum foil, and a bucket, to smoke that Shwag.

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

hoodle

noun: 1. A minor act of mischief or rule infraction bordering on criminal behavior, usually viewed by the authorities hardly worth the paperwork to act upon or amusing enough to rate a break.
2. What low level hoodlums do.

verb: To commit a hoodle, either alone or in concert with other hoodlers.

The old lady set off the yuppy's airbag by whacking the bumper sensor with her hand bag. Man, what a sweet hoodle!

We hoodled the preacher by sending a gay porn mag subscription to the church in his name.

by MSgt John Clarence Woods May 1, 2021