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The art of buttering up your significant-other through jewelry, clothes, watches and other items of value to the opposite sex, thereby currying favours and reducing resistance to outrageous investments in cars, bikes, consumer electronic or other hobbies that would otherwise be a lightning rod for domestic confrontation.
"My wife hates me spending any mod money on my Audi S4. Getting a Stage 3 turbo kit cost me a ladies Rolex in Honeymail."
honeymail by vrlife August 26, 2007
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honeylamb 

an affectionate name for ones lover
alex is daves honeylamb, and dave is alexs honeylamb
Honeymay is the most sexy girl i have met. She tastes like honey yet looks like a may. Everyone loves honeymay she's eveyone;s grongs in the bongs
YO honeymay come eat dis booty
honeymay by honeystains January 7, 2020

honeymanning 

To go a period of time without showering.

The term originates from the honey-like stickiness you feel in your hair or on your body when you haven't showered recently.
I've been honeymanning for the past couple of days.
honeymanning by Dr. VAD April 21, 2008

Honkymuma 

a feeling you get when you really need the crapper, or when you have an increased amount of tension building up in your abdomen.also known scientifically as gastric friction.
"Rose, are you o.k in there?"
"Yeah, nearly done...honkymuma..."
Honkymuma by guess April 10, 2003

honeymanning 

To go a period of time without showering.

The term originates from the honey-like stickiness you feel in your hair or on your body when you haven't showered recently.
I've been honeymanning for the past couple of days.
honeymanning by Dr. VAD April 22, 2008

honeymom 

I love my Honeymom so very much
honeymom by Momoftwoboyz June 15, 2019