honeycomb-over 

An elderly male citizen with hair the consistency of cotton candy and of a somewhat reddish tint, who thinks he can fool the general population into thinking he is not balding by combing the hair over the baldspot.

Think Donald Trump, only fluffier.

Check out that honeycomb-over on Bob! Who does he think he's fooling?

honeycomb-over by The Cotton Taco June 19, 2007

Honeyjoo 

it's a discrete way of referring to any sexual connotations.

Yesterday we honeyjoo'd for the first time.

Honeyjoo by M.Trinidad October 24, 2010

Facebook Honeymoon 

A period of unusual harmony when someone adds a new friend to their Friends list and immediately goes on a spree of liking and commenting on all posts and photos of the other. It usually survives for few months when things are at their sweetest and wanes out gradually.

SB: Nev, did you notice Dev and Kev liking and commenting everything on each others Facebook page?
Nev: Oh yeah! It's called Facebook Honeymoon. Won't last forever!!

Facebook Honeymoon by SAAB June 28, 2012

honeymoon 

Basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for sex in a foriegn country.

"We had our best sex on our honeymoon"

honeymoon by Brett McEwen December 29, 2005

Honeymoon Cystitis 

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

Honeymoon Cystitis by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006

honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.

We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake

honeymoon handshake by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016

hillbilly honeymoon 

When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.

Me and Daisy Mae got hitched last week and did the deluxe hillbilly honeymoon.

hillbilly honeymoon by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011