honduran handshake

whiping your hand in a dirty place, ie testicles/anus, the proceding to shake someones hand

I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whiped my hand on my sweaty gooch then gave him the 'ol honduran handshake.

by Thommy696969 September 15, 2006

Honduran Houdinis

A sexual game in which a woman inserts a small vibrator into either her vagina or rectum and her partner must find it. If it is inserted into her rectum and can't be found, she should usually remove with a bowel motion.

"Oh my god dude, it was so kinky, we played 5 rounds of Honduran Houdinis."

by The Log Jammer April 15, 2010

Honduran Meatball

When a male, preferably from Southern America, poops on top of pasta and then cuts himself to bleed in the pasta. The blood resembles the red sauce and the poop resembles a meatball. Then he will forcefully shove a girls face in it until the girl manages to eat all of the contents of the bowl. The girl will have little room to breathe, due the the aggressive nature of the face shoving.

guy 1: dude, why is there a cut mark on your arm?
guy 2: i don't normally do weird shit, but i gave this girl a honduran meatball last night...
guy 1: dude thats raunchy

by SneakyBadger August 11, 2010

Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.

Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning

by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010

Honduran Nose Job

An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.

What did you do last night?

I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.

Oh, yea? Was she a freak?

Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.

by BookWerm March 14, 2011

Honduran Honey

A Honduran Honey is any attractive Latino in their native country.

When we were in Colombia, I saw a major Honduran Honey.

by swagalolo2k15 March 27, 2015

honduran rug burn

When a short ageless person of South American descent gives you a painful release on your wiener.

I took home Maria last night and she gave me the worse Honduran rug burn last night.

by BlazingAeriola666 July 17, 2018