Pentecostal Holiness

Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):

We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.

NoobToob is Pentecostal Holiness, and many others.

by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

homeless

when one has exausted all resources and is reduced to the insane condition of toting a small travel bag, aimlessly riding buses, selling plasma, nodding-out in public libraries, standing in welfare lines, eating in soup kitchens, walking in a dream, sleeping in shelters and parks, worrying about the next fix, and knowing that going to jail is a step up on the social ladder.

Dude, maybe he's homeless because he's mental, can't care for himself, and nobody cares.

by Mack C January 26, 2007

Horneliness

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.

Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.

by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019

Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009

Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.

Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.

by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020

hella homeless

When someone is so poor not only do they not have a house but they also owe somebody a house.

That guys been living is those boxes for so long he must be hella homeless. I wonder if he owes the bank a house?

by HYPHYGREEK February 21, 2010

homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.

Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.

by Ryan English September 27, 2004