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Homestead

Small town, lots of Hispanics, Blacks and Whites, high crime rate even though the police will deny it.
Do NOT vacation in or near Homestead! Someone WILL jack your car.
by Phantastic August 13, 2006
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Homestead

Homestead is the second oldest city in Miami-Dade County, after the city of Miami. It is located between Biscayne National Park and Everglades National Park. Homestead was incorporated in 1913, it is a suburb of Miami. The city made national news in 1992 when on August 24 Hurricane Andrew a Category 5 storm made landfall destroying the city. The town recovered. Unfortunately, the new problem that threatens life here is all the trash from Miami moving to Homestead.
Hurricane Andrew couldn't take down Homestead but it looks like this Miami trash will get the job done.

Homestead was a nice town until all the liberal crap from Miami started moving down here.

Non-Floridian: Where are you from?
Local: A town south of Miami
Non-Floridian: Are you from the keys? That place is great!
Local: Nope, I'm for a place called Homestead, just north of dirty ass Key Largo.
Non-Floridian: You mean the place that go hit with the Hurricane?!
by Homesteader September 25, 2011
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Hometeam

Miami, FL term

Def. 1: referring to an ex or significant other as "hometeam" when conversing with them, with a nonchalant attitude and sometimes as though there was never any intimacy between the two.

Def. 2: Someone you know from around the way with whom your familiar with and who won't be disrespected when called the name.
Ex "Why you worried about it hometeam? It don't have nothing to do with you"

Ex. "Dats messed up how u did that hometeam"
by Dade Chic February 5, 2010
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Hometeam

A group of people (usually less than 5) that tends to win all games, events, or arguments. "root root root for the hometeam". The hometeam also, usually, enjoys each others company and prefers to hang out with other members of the hometeam. Hometeams are typically mixed gender. Hometeams are rare and usually the only name for the group. No other group names can be used in addition to hometeam (ex: wolfpack, dream team, the crew, etc.).
uhmm hometeam.
by Redrose14 August 5, 2010
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homesteading

To do tasks and chores relating to being self-sufficient from the home. Examples would include: mucking the chicken coop, making jam, setting up a rain barrel, turning the compost, or even cleaning house.
Can't go out Saturday 'cause I have a long day os homesteading Sunday. I plan to install a rotating bookcase to a secret passageway or make muffins.
by Rubblegarden November 4, 2015
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homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta
Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.
by myshell March 30, 2006
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Homeister

To be a really cool/sexy/groovy/young/awesome person.
That kid is really Homeister.
by fatjoeh April 21, 2006
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