Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009

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Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

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Dancing using only your hands. Usually seen by people going about their business with headphones on, who are totally feeling a tune, but don't want to draw attention to themselves in public by busting a move.

Therefore, physical appreciation of the music is shown by hancing with their arms at their sides nonchalantly, and tapping their fingers on their palms/music device, and/or clench their hands in time with the music.

Dude 1: Hey man, check out that girl on the other side of the street with the headphones. That's some badass hancing fo sho.

Dude 2: Word. From her hance moves I guess she's listening to...The Cure vs Justin Timberlake mashup? Fawesome.

by Blookulele June 18, 2011

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Houncing

Getting sick, vomiting or spewing a large amount.

We went to the club with Tommy last night. He drank so much he was houncing all over the place.

by Cupán Tae March 6, 2018

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Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

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