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high holy week

the week during which The World Gymnastics Championships and/or the Artistic Gymnastics events of The Summer Olympic Games are taking place.
"This ain't no Worlds Week. It's HIGH HOLY WEEK."
by Gymnut September 30, 2013
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Holy Thighble

Are you religious ?
i'd like to introduce you to my religion

what's your religion ?
"show the Holy Thighble"

I'm interested
by Subspinipes December 16, 2019
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Holy dolt!

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".
A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"
by sciflyer.25 June 11, 2014
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Holy X, Batman!

modifier.
Late 20th century to present.

An exclamation frequently made by the Boy Wonder-aka Robin-from Batman and Robin, the TV series. It has found its home in contemporary American slang vernacular as a way to exclaim surprise at something, while conveying a mixed sense of genuine dumbfoundedness and nonchalance.

Replace "X" with a noun, verb,an adjective-noun/verb pair, and anything else that fits.
"Holy diversionary tactics, Batman!"

"Holy gay fetish xxx porn, Batman!"

"Holy sophisticated ejaculation, Batman!"
by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004
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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
by dip July 19, 2004
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The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured
by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018
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Holy Shiite

1.A pseudo-expletive usually preceding and exclamation point.
2.a compound adjective used to described something that is of the religious Shiite muslim faith
1. Student 1)Holy Shiite! I bombed that test on Muslim feminist theatre
Student 2) That totally sucks, dude.
2.Newspaper headline- Iraq insurgents bomb holy Shiite shrine
by prague1 May 21, 2006
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