Hole Puncher

Slang for: A Lesbian

Hell yea that bitch is a hole puncher, didnt you see her butch girlfriend?

by That Other Girl's Girlfriend December 4, 2010

Hole Puncher

a homosexual male in prison

omar the character from the wire is a hole puncher.

by god is my judgement February 13, 2008

hole puncher

the term given to the male reproductive organ found in the "crotch" area. it is also known as a schlong boner and penis among others.

"my god thats a massive hole puncher you have there"
or
"wow, you really know how to handle your hole punchers"

by palmnet December 15, 2004

Reverse Hole Puncher

Here's the scene: you're at the job site, there's an active shooter and your only possible hiding place is inside the toilet of a porta-potty. You climb in and the shooter thinks he's punched holes in everyone, now he's gotta go. He walks into your porta-potty, sits down right above your head... you're not getting shot or shat on today. No way. You shove your fist inside his ass. Bam, reverse hole puncher.

I was scared for my life, man. I did a reverse hole puncher on his ass!

by Papayanator March 29, 2026

Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023

holepuncher

when a man puts his penis into another mans anal hole, that is classified as holepunching

Last Night at the party i slept in the same bed with Dave, and he tried to holepunch me, what a faggot.

by Boki April 5, 2004