hoke

A complete goober. A southern version of a jersey shore idiot.

Generally dates other hokes.

Did you see those two hokes together at that party? They were lame, I bet they listen to soulja boy and make out.

by daniel daniel February 23, 2008

hoke

a nig who falls over all the time and thinks theyre hilarious when theyre not.

wow did u guys see cassie fall right after she made those bad jokes? what a hoke.

by #1nigga February 23, 2008

hoke

Limp; not erect.

You need some of them Viagra pills, hoke boy.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Hoke

Somone that is so full of him/her-self that they think that everything that they do is the best and if somone does it differently or opposite then they are a loser.

person1: I like PC better than mac what do you think?

person2 (the hoke): I like mac way better and anyone who thinks PC is better is a loser so you are a loser.

by notaginger03 November 10, 2011

hoke

Very similar to a joke, a hoke is a half-joke. Like when you are trying to tell someone something and they respond with an insult, so you make a joke of it. It is most commonly used in those awkward circumstance when the person you're talking to makes a complete "prick" comment.

Tim: Hey did you see that Glee episode last night?

Mike: No because I have a dick.

Tim: Haha, sorry I guess my menstrual cycle is acting up. (A key example of a hoke)

by horaceapplebottom December 6, 2011

Hoke

A brown hair, semi chubby, over sarcastic young boy. A Hoke is always into girls way out of his league and with their names starting with C. He always sees the glass as half empty instead of full. Hoke has his days where he is nice and sometimes sweet. But other days he just won't stop complaining and will just be a ass hole to everyone. Over all a Hoke is always interesting to have around.

Jesus!! Stop complaining! You're such a Hoke!

by Jacknthebeamstock November 12, 2011

hoke

The word joke in beaner

Am I a hoke to you?

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