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hoagie load

ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.
"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."
by Sharked Sauce November 7, 2011
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better hoagie down

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.
"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."
by jernsdeath May 3, 2023
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Hogachuda

Its usually means "people who are addicted to sodomy" in Bengali. This word is used in public conversations to mark an Idiot.
Friend 1: Bro, Is obama still the President of USA?

Friend 2: You are complete Hogachuda.
by Goatlust666 June 24, 2017
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ground hoggin

When you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd start to peep out of your ass. Derived from the ground hog peeping out of the ground to see his shadow.
Dude you better pull over at the next gas station im ground hoggin!!!!
by Bogga Red April 11, 2007
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hoagie shack

When you take your wiener and sandwich it between the bosoms of a lady.
you're a guy, haven't you given an old fashioned hoagie shack?
by some like it hot January 28, 2008
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Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.
Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019
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Hulk Hoganed

Ripping tight shapely yoga pants off a girl, reminiscent of the Hulkster tearing open his yellow Hulkamania shirts.
I picked up this horny slut in Lululemon, took her back to my place, and hulk hoganed that bitch open and went to town. OOOOOH YEAH!
by Mr Motors May 21, 2012
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