homoing

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

by ninja puppy May 20, 2010

hobongadinks

meaning everything and nothing at the same time/almost like ''meh'' .

girl1:hey did u like what i did to my hair?
girl2:hobongadinks

by psychobella May 13, 2005

hobbing off

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".

Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.

by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008

Hobdingle

A limp dick, also used as a nasty term to call someone, or a mean name

That guys a jerk, WHAT A HOBDINGLE!

by BooBoolovesPattyCake November 2, 2009

hoboning

When you have have sex with a homeless person. Or when two homeless people have sex together.

Saw to drug addicts hoboning on the street yesterday.

by camshoeman3 March 15, 2018

Hobling

Watching two hobos fight over a sandwich.

So i was hobling yesterday.

by Penry The Janitor June 4, 2014

homoing

When people are waiting to watch a movie and the person with the movie will not get off the phone.

If Jim Romanko would stop homoing and put that cell away we could watch the movie

by JimRwfrs May 3, 2008