hobnocker

something really..gross and whoreish

your mom is such a hobnocker

by Diego C. February 8, 2009

hobnocker

to slap some1 in the face with ur dick... U will never and I mean never be able to watch that Icarly scene when Carly talks abt a HobNocker

"Omfg look at Brian over there he is such a HobNocker."

by N_Hey_Bitch_Bestie June 17, 2021

hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

Hobnocker

Something gross and illegal

"You're a hobnocker"-British dude from iCarly

by iCarly fan(: February 9, 2009

Hobnocker

1. Someone who slaps others with their penis and/or testicles
2. Someone who (male or female) who has any kind of sexual intercourse with an animal, whether it be vaginal, oral, anal or any other type of intercourse
3. Someone who frequently masturbates publicly
4. A child molester

This term was made famous on the popular Nickelodeon "iCarly".

Jay-Z: Would you go back out with Chris Brown?
Rihanna: NO! Chris Brown Is Such A Hobnocker!

by YoungKari July 10, 2010

Hobnocker

A thing that you should never ever do to people because it is gross, illegal and rude.

Hay that guys a hobnocker" or (on ICarly) "you hobnocker

by Singer2010 July 25, 2010

Hobnocker

One who goes around hitting people in the testicles

This dude is a hobnocker

by tweaking chicano March 20, 2010