Hotching

Something or someone you are disgusted by.

"that girl is absolutley hotching" Said Gorley
"this burger tastes hotching."
"she is a hotcher!"

by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011

hoachin

To describe a situation as hoachin refers to it being "heaving" or busy.

The town's absolutely hoachin today

Her head is absolutely hoachin with nits

by Finbarr Taylor January 3, 2006

honching

The use of the masturbation product called "Head Honcho."

Kevin: I heard a squeaky noise from your bedroom. Were you honching?

Jeff: Yes. It felt so good.

by TaChO May 10, 2009

hooching

Throwing ice cold water on someone when they are sleeping.

I hooched that mother fucker than ran away.

by fjaooz October 2, 2003

Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

Hooching

To dribble excessively in one's sleep

Oh my god Rebekah! You were hooching again last night. The pillow is soaked!

by brownsource November 9, 2016

hoachin

an unattractive women
an absolute minger

your a fuckin hoacher,

shes fuckin hoachin

by alex December 2, 2003