Hmp

A form of sighing when you dont have anything better to say.

Hmp, I'm bored.

by Omgitsariel August 25, 2009

Hmp

Hold my penis, term used when about to fight somebody

Imma fight this bitch, hmp

by Jsiandjaizma September 23, 2018

HMP

HMP mean "hold my penis"

Hey, mate! Do you want HMP? I know you want, little gay!

by ZZeerrrrs January 20, 2021

HMP

Her Majesty's Prison

Prison/Jail/Pem

Exmaple 1: Just got out of the HMP for minor charges.

by Paranoid Tiger October 15, 2011

hMp

Used for describing a CS player with perfect awareness, aim and game sense.

"That guy just wiped a team by himself using only 5 bullets! He must be hMp!"

by imhotep January 23, 2013

HMP

Hit my pineal gland

"Don't worry, I texted him to hmp when he finds the soup."

by hillelatbucc May 13, 2018

HMP

Hug Me Please

i feel very lonely, HMP

by anonymous December 10, 2020