HMB

HMB = Hit Me Back

i been texting your phone all day, hmb

by Svckk Myy Swagg November 15, 2022

HMB

1. Shorthand for "Hamburger" in Brazilian outlets of clown subsidized fast food McByproduct joints.
2. Human growth hormone, popular with East German women's swimming teams.
3. Her Majesty's Bulldog. Euphemism for an untidy vagina and pubic area on an otherwise posh female specimen.

1, 2, and 3. "I'd love to have a large sized HMB in a bathtub with Peach dressing. Yeah."

by HMB March 28, 2003

HMB

Abbreviation for "high maintenance bitch."

I dated this girl for 6 weeks and out of nowhere she asked me to buy her a $700 gold necklace. I dumped the HMB right there and then.

by Johnny Z. Styles June 09, 2010

Hmb

Holding my belly

Aw man, that's so funny! Hmb

by Jesse.mp3 October 30, 2014

HMB

Person that had really good definitons, such as shotgun or Washington Times

wow, HMB has really good definitions like shotgun.. where the hell did they go?

by whitetiger16 May 16, 2004

HMB

Had good defintions, then he/she disappeared.

Their definition for shotgun was good

by RatchetBoo October 09, 2003

HMB

Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian

If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004