HLS

Hook, line, and sinker. A fishing metaphor used to describe gullible people.

The sheeple are falling for the media's lies hls.

I told Jen we were going to the movies, and she fell for it hls. (goes to party)

by rca April 30, 2013

HLS

Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.

Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008

HLS

HLS is often described as Hot Lesbian Sex between two or more women.

"Daisy, Emma and Charlotte are really bent they had HLS."

by 123frontrow May 28, 2016

HLS

When you have every Disease known to man kind but yet some how you are still Alive

Those two have HLS.

by LabGirllol November 2, 2017

HL

adj. or n., an abbr. for heterosexual lifemate. i.e a life companion sexually oriented to persons of the opposite sex. The most best friend.

"not like it matters but i should probably run it by the HL first"

"..and this is my heterosexual life mate Silent Bob." -Jay (Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back)

by Da'wid the Lesser April 21, 2004

HLS

Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.

Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a night of vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

by Mr Stuzo August 18, 2008

hl

'have luck'

<dude> hf gl
<jooonz> hl gf 0_o
<f00> o_0 thx

by unknown-reader May 13, 2003