switch hit

The sexual act when two couples are fucking in the same room and they switch partners. Normally, resulting in high fives from both males.

Eric and Joe were amazed at how quick the two girls were so eager to participate in a switch hit session.

"Ain 't nothing like a friendly game of switch hit."

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

switch hit

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Ambixdextrous self-pleasure.

Joe had to switch hit when he broke his right hand.

by Henkinfoinc November 2, 2014

switch hitting

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.

"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."

by Mikey Mike McD January 11, 2006

switch hit stranger

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

hit the panic switch

To have a mental breakdown. Used in the song "Panic Switch" by Silversun Pickups.

Scott, come home NOW, these kids are driving me crazy, I'm about to hit the panic switch!

by ergo lady February 10, 2010

code switch hitting

When your sexual identity and/or orientation changes depending on the group you're with.

"Not my normal thing but... Around the hockey team I'm code switch hitting."

by BrewsCruiser June 27, 2022

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006