Hipper

following the latest trends, especially in memes

Kelsey is hipper than Jasmine

by ccrvet June 30, 2022

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

Secret Hopper

Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.

Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.

by secrethopper June 26, 2017

Hiaper

Short for "hair diaper". The condition of the human body where the pubic hair starts at the navel, travels underneath the nether regions uniterrupted to the small of the back. Also known as a hairper.

I was at the gym the other day and this old guy came out of the shower wearing nothing but his hiaper! I couldn't even tell if it was a dude!

by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 12, 2010

Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

Hoppertitus

A contagious malady that spreads between Linux users, causing them to continually hop from one distro to another in search of operating system perfection or purely for geek gratification.

Dude, you have a serious case of distro hoppertitus.

by PeppermintOS October 19, 2017

homie hopper

A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).

You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com

by HomieHoppersCom June 18, 2013