Short for "hair diaper". The condition of the human body where the pubic hair starts at the navel, travels underneath the nether regions uniterrupted to the small of the back. Also known as a hairper.

I was at the gym the other day and this old guy came out of the shower wearing nothing but his hiaper! I couldn't even tell if it was a dude!

Hiaper by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 12, 2010

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Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

Machine Hopper by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

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Hoppertitus

A contagious malady that spreads between Linux users, causing them to continually hop from one distro to another in search of operating system perfection or purely for geek gratification.

Dude, you have a serious case of distro hoppertitus.

Hoppertitus by PeppermintOS October 19, 2017

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homie hopper

A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).

You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com

homie hopper by HomieHoppersCom June 18, 2013

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