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hedgecock

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".
"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"
by Garfunkel Trubshaw September 24, 2008
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hangcock

A cock that is really long but only in it's flacid state, it just hangs there.
Person 1: "Ay did you know that John Hancock had a hangcock?"

Person 2: "No way dude, with that name, what a coincidence!"
by JoeriAgitated March 9, 2023
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