irony of hipsters

A group, gathering, or congregation of hipsters, similar to a "flock of geese" or a "herd of cattle."

I was harassed by an irony of hipsters outside of the Apple store for using an Android phone.

by book of jobe November 14, 2011

Smug of hipsters

1. The scientific term for a group of hipsters.
2. See also: pride of lions, gaggle of geese, murder of crows

smug, hipsters, group of hipsters, smug of hipsters hipster, asshole, assholes, douchebag, douchebags

by potatoesoriley November 12, 2011

hipstershaadi

A site where hipsters muslims can meet discreetly behind their elders and arrange marriage that fits their taste.

WomenA: Yo, my mom is arranging my marriage with a total fob who's a doctor and wants me to cook, clean, and raise kids.

WomenB: Hit up hipstershaadi on tumblr, they can hook you up with a muslim who's legit like this one guy who wants a wife who surfs

with a hijab on.
WomenA: .....That exists!?

by hipstermulsilm November 1, 2013

hissters

Two female cats that live in the same house but can't stand each other.

Mudgie and Hubie were hissters because they fought constantly .

by J.H. Surgery October 3, 2016

Hipsters

Hipsters, like deep down, when you look past the clothes, the fashion sense, whatever, deep down they’re just critics. They’re critics of everything: critics of fashion, critics of art, and critics of movies. And it’s pretentious. And when it comes to music, they think that they are a big part of that culture and they feel like they are the voice for everybody else. And a lot of times they’re full of shit.

Hipsters

by thehipst3r August 4, 2011

hamsterspan

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

Hipsterstandable

Something a hipster says when they understand something totally hipster.

Miles :"Pearl I needed a new pair of Toms because I spilled my Vegan Squash soup on them."

Pearl:"That's hipsterstandable."

by Charlotti November 27, 2012