A hillit is a description for someone who thinks they are all that, but they are actually just a piece of trash.
by Hahsgshananan October 31, 2018
Get the Hillit mug.A man or woman that works, lives or spends time on a hill; said person has been rumored to have slept with one of their co-workers, friends, or random strangers. This possible relationship brought so much jealousy among the people who know them that they began discussing their private lives and making up stories about when and where they have had sex. People wished they were fortunate enough to get into the pants of one of these hillpigs but because they are unfuckable they can only dream and talk about what it would be like and spread ridiculous rumors and unrealistic stories which could never happen because they sound so erotic only a pornstar or porn addict could dream of them.
Hillpig is used to define any person that has possibly had sex with a coworker, friend, boss, or any person in conjunction with a hill, it can also be used in reference to a person that is very attractive that is not available for anyone, it is used to define a person that everyone wishes they were having sex with. It is most commonly used by jealous men and women who are angry and bitter that have spent countless hours thinking of the "Hillpig" while engaged in private masturbation during the viewing of photos they maliciously took while the person was unaware that a photo was being taken.
Hillpig is a term that defines a person that you wish you had a chance with but you don't so you're jealous and angry about being so hard up that you have to spend countless moments engaged in self pleasuring.
Hillpig is used to define any person that has possibly had sex with a coworker, friend, boss, or any person in conjunction with a hill, it can also be used in reference to a person that is very attractive that is not available for anyone, it is used to define a person that everyone wishes they were having sex with. It is most commonly used by jealous men and women who are angry and bitter that have spent countless hours thinking of the "Hillpig" while engaged in private masturbation during the viewing of photos they maliciously took while the person was unaware that a photo was being taken.
Hillpig is a term that defines a person that you wish you had a chance with but you don't so you're jealous and angry about being so hard up that you have to spend countless moments engaged in self pleasuring.
Coworker 1- "I got a picture of the Hillpig today while she was helping a customer. Her booty is so fine in those jeans, I wish I was banging her like our boss is."
Coworker 2 -"Did you see her tits when she leaned over? I have a few pics of them from last week"
Coworker 1 - "text me those and I will send you mine when we get outta work"
Coworker 2 -"Did you see her tits when she leaned over? I have a few pics of them from last week"
Coworker 1 - "text me those and I will send you mine when we get outta work"
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Nappy girls from mountain towns.
Exist in areas of the United States where the girl guy ratio is fkn horrible. Most likely overweight alcoholics who have part time jobs, are obsessed about "cool" mountain sports even though they suck and rarely bathe.
Sometimes they might be mistaken for prehistoric giant sloths wearing hip flat billed hats and hipster glasses.
Exist in areas of the United States where the girl guy ratio is fkn horrible. Most likely overweight alcoholics who have part time jobs, are obsessed about "cool" mountain sports even though they suck and rarely bathe.
Sometimes they might be mistaken for prehistoric giant sloths wearing hip flat billed hats and hipster glasses.
"I concur, nothing but dirty hillbitches."
While in Salida Colorado "Check this dirty hillbitch out on Tinder!"
While in Salida Colorado "Check this dirty hillbitch out on Tinder!"
by rblackfox April 26, 2014
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by FNO WAPWAP April 14, 2022
Get the Hilliterate mug.A hillmite is a small, stupid, worthless parasite. They look human(ish) but can be identified by the following characteristics:
- creepy eyes
- unprofessionalism
- chewing addiction
- lack of intelligence
- lack of height
- ugliness
If you come into contact with one, call for the vamfairy immediately for capture and extermination.
- creepy eyes
- unprofessionalism
- chewing addiction
- lack of intelligence
- lack of height
- ugliness
If you come into contact with one, call for the vamfairy immediately for capture and extermination.
by Yan Amish April 16, 2022
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A self-styled “rational Orthodox intellectual,” often characterized by his allergy to irony, his obsession with appearing respectable to secular academia, and his acute discomfort with anything that smacks of zeal, masculinity, or memes. The Hillite’s faith is primarily mediated through Twitter threads, coffeehouse discussions, and long-winded Substack essays defending “the spirit of nuance.” He or she (but usually he—they prefer it that way) sees himself as a corrective to the "Ortho-bros"—those crude populists who actually believe in miracles, hierarchy, and demons.
The Hillite’s theology is more indebted to Wikipedia, Protestant seminary textbooks, and postmodern philosophy than to the Church Fathers, though he will quote Maximus the Confessor in the same way a Redditor quotes Nietzsche—selectively, and usually without comprehension. A Hillite is most comfortable critiquing “fundamentalism” in Orthodoxy, which usually just means anyone who takes Orthodoxy seriously.
Our sources within the Dyerite camp report that Hillites are easily triggered by words like “tradition,” “asceticism,” or “spiritual warfare,” preferring to discuss Orthodoxy as a vague aesthetic ideal rather than a rule of life. In conversation, Hillites will oscillate between academic detachment and moral superiority, especially when describing their internet rivals, whom they accuse of being “cultish,” “anti-intellectual,”.
A self-styled “rational Orthodox intellectual,” often characterized by his allergy to irony, his obsession with appearing respectable to secular academia, and his acute discomfort with anything that smacks of zeal, masculinity, or memes. The Hillite’s faith is primarily mediated through Twitter threads, coffeehouse discussions, and long-winded Substack essays defending “the spirit of nuance.” He or she (but usually he—they prefer it that way) sees himself as a corrective to the "Ortho-bros"—those crude populists who actually believe in miracles, hierarchy, and demons.
The Hillite’s theology is more indebted to Wikipedia, Protestant seminary textbooks, and postmodern philosophy than to the Church Fathers, though he will quote Maximus the Confessor in the same way a Redditor quotes Nietzsche—selectively, and usually without comprehension. A Hillite is most comfortable critiquing “fundamentalism” in Orthodoxy, which usually just means anyone who takes Orthodoxy seriously.
Our sources within the Dyerite camp report that Hillites are easily triggered by words like “tradition,” “asceticism,” or “spiritual warfare,” preferring to discuss Orthodoxy as a vague aesthetic ideal rather than a rule of life. In conversation, Hillites will oscillate between academic detachment and moral superiority, especially when describing their internet rivals, whom they accuse of being “cultish,” “anti-intellectual,”.
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“It was only after Nathan wrote his fifth essay about the ‘authoritarian undertones of hesychasm,’ started quoting Foucault to explain the Desert Fathers, and used the phrase ‘problematic metaphysics’ unironically that we realized—he’s a Hillite.”
“It was only after Nathan wrote his fifth essay about the ‘authoritarian undertones of hesychasm,’ started quoting Foucault to explain the Desert Fathers, and used the phrase ‘problematic metaphysics’ unironically that we realized—he’s a Hillite.”
by Perry cockburn October 8, 2025
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