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take a hike

i told that mother fucker to take a hike
by sloner July 28, 2007
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Righteous Hike

The hike taken from your bedroom to your kitchen after midnight
Jim: I was so hungry last night, I took a Righteous Hike.

Steve: That's narly bro
by Best Definitions May 30, 2015
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Hikesting

Stuart ran into a tree while hikesting on the Bartram Trail the other day. All he was typing was "Where are you?" when it happened.
by Scuddog January 4, 2012
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Hiker's Curse

Hiker's Curse is a condition of burning in the butt region usually caused from inadequate wiping after a bowel movement.
I've got a bad case of Hiker's Curse.
by Click Spring December 14, 2017
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Facebook Hike

When an assemblage of teenage girls (not necessarily friends) go on a hike for the purpose of taking "cute" pictures and putting them up on Facebook. The Facebook community is then bamboozled into thinking that these girls have exciting and adventurous lives.
Sue: OMG! Did you see these adorable pictures of Therese and Brooke, they look like they are having so much fun!
James: Don't trip girl its just a Facebook Hike.
by JumpinBilly August 13, 2010
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Hike the Appalachian Trail

To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.
I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.
by scexpat June 24, 2009
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Hiker Midnight

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.
It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...
by Pay Per View August 9, 2012
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