the sexiest man in the whole world. he just fucked your bitch with his louis v crocs. she couldn’t resist cause he wore them with the socks.
by kouslace October 19, 2019
Get the kousuke hirahara mug.Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!
I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny
Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
by tyler2009 January 4, 2012
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If you were this girl you wouldn't want to be anyone else, because you would be the most attractive girl to walk the streets. Spending one day with her would not be enough, she is such a nice person she makes Princess Diana look like Hitler. No man can ever love her more than me, though I am sure many will try. Everyone should have a girl like Hinah in their life, she puts the stars in my sky.
If you were this girl you wouldn't want to be anyone else, because you would be the most attractive girl to walk the streets. Spending one day with her would not be enough, she is such a nice person she makes Princess Diana look like Hitler. No man can ever love her more than me, though I am sure many will try. Everyone should have a girl like Hinah in their life, she puts the stars in my sky.
by Bayshalom1 November 22, 2013
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Your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.
Your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.
At prom, Mark got his date hijacked by Juan. She came back when it was time to go and Mark had to drop her off in Butt Fuck Egypt.
by Bukkake Joe May 16, 2005
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Get the mak kau hijau mug.When your teledildonics network connection becomes compromised by an external third party (the telehijacker) and they gain control of your teledildo. Results in loss of control of a virtual masturbation session.
"Honey, you worked me so hard last night with the We-Vibe!"
"What are you talking about...? I didn't even have my phone on me last night..."
"Have you updated the security on your phone? Have we been hacked...? Was that a hijacking-off?!?!"
"What are you talking about...? I didn't even have my phone on me last night..."
"Have you updated the security on your phone? Have we been hacked...? Was that a hijacking-off?!?!"
by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015
Get the hijacking-off mug.The utilization of space between one's headscarf and ear in order to position a cell phone as an improvised (and most importantly FREE) bluetooth device.
Random auntie: YOUR HIJABI BLUETOOTH IS SO CUTE MASHA'ALLAH!!!
Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH
Random auntie 2: PLEASE MARRY MY SON INSHA'ALLAH
by Capt.Crunch89 July 26, 2011
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