hess

a soul's counterpart; soul mate; hetero-life-partner

Andrew, Daniel is your hess.

by Alaska's Son October 17, 2008

Hess

A handsome Jesse, lady’s man

Daym I wish I was one of Hess’ girls, he is sight for sore eyes.

by Krizo69 July 7, 2019

Hesse

Talent that is there.

Damn! This musician has real Hesse. All his beats are mad smooth.

by Camohesse November 11, 2018

hess

1) Big stupid giraffe-like Mennonite

(Eytomolgy - Mennonitus Maximus)

1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"

2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.

by GxP December 3, 2004

Hess

a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. The Hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. The Hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad ass here but you aren't. No known cure.

Person A: Man, he's been sick for a while now, what's wrong with him?
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.

by Car Ramrod2 December 30, 2007

hess

hess - his/her (experemental)

gender-neutral way to say his or her.
example: "hess ideas were complete mess, but hess still liked them because hess likes hess."

by Loshabaka April 27, 2019

Hess

A word to describe someone who meets at least two of the following criteria:
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat Emo
-is a Slut (or Skank).

Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".

Dude #1: "Dude, why would you make out with her? She's such a hess!"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"

by The Tommy P December 13, 2008