by Alaska's Son August 25, 2008
by Krizo69 July 07, 2019
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1) "Are you going to come out tonight or are you just gonna be a hess?"
2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.
2) Every hess I know should be smacked like a bitch.
by GxP December 03, 2004
a disease of the plebe type. symptoms include: general fatigue, general pain, knee pains, vomiting, headaches. The Hess usually occurs preceeding activities that involve work, thinking, or getting out of your room. The Hess will carry you through at least 180 days on chit and will get many people to hate you and wonder how your brother was so bad ass here but you aren't. No known cure.
Person A: Man, he's been sick for a while now, what's wrong with him?
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.
Person B: I've heard he's got that incurable disease, you know, like AIDS, except its called The Hess.
by Car Ramrod2 December 04, 2007
hess - his/her (experemental)
gender-neutral way to say his or her.
example: "hess ideas were complete mess, but hess still liked them because hess likes hess."
example: "hess ideas were complete mess, but hess still liked them because hess likes hess."
by Loshabaka April 27, 2019
A word to describe someone who meets at least two of the following criteria:
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat Emo
-is a Slut (or Skank).
Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".
-is Hopeless
-is at least somewhat Emo
-is a Slut (or Skank).
Can also be spelt "Hes". Either way it is pronounced as if it rhymed with "mess".
Dude #1: "Dude, why would you make out with her? She's such a hess!"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"
Dude #2: "No way dude! She's hot! Your sister's a hes!"
Dude #1: "That WAS my sister!"
Dude #2: "Dude, for real?"
by The Tommy P February 11, 2007