Half Chub Hertz

Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.

Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me

by Halfchub1 March 9, 2011

0.244212963 hertz

1. The purported frequency at which Aztec human sacrifices were occuring in 1487 during the reconsecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan. This is a period of 4.09478673 seconds between sacrifices. The number is probably inflated as a propaganda tool to use against their foes.

2. A mythical radio modulation method that uses very low frequency blood waves to send propaganda to Conquistadors.

1. The Aztecs were slitting people's chests and tearing their hearts out in the 0.244212963 hertz range.

2. What Ham mode is faster than 30 seconds per dot Morse code and has an equal signal propagation written in blood? Tune to 0.244212963 hertz (0.000244212963 Mhz Upper Sideband(!))on your rig to hear the answer!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 3, 2007

Jesper Hertz

The sickest piano player ever to work at Musikefterskolen in Humble

Jesper Hertz is the sickest of the sickest.

He is humble and loving.

Guy one: oh my God, that dude over there is playing a dick solo!

Guy two: I know, she’s such a Jesper Hertz

by TheCatFromMars June 12, 2019

werd hertz

biggest gaf on the god damn planet i swear to god his lack of knowledge about anything relevant would make the average man puke food from five hours previous to his encounter with this kid

"werd hertz? mad faggot, fuck that fucked up white boy, fuckin gaf"

by J. Prezziano, HOLLA! March 23, 2003

52 hertz whale

The loneliest whale in the world." A whale that sings at a frequency of 52 Hertz, which is unusually high for a whale. Because of this, no other whale ever responded to it's call. It cries out for companionship that never comes. It roams the ocean all alone.

52 Hertz whale

by Missing September 8, 2024

The truth Hertz

In other words, what da vehicle-rental giant does ain't pretty sometimes.

While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.

by QuacksO December 2, 2021

David Herzog

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.

David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.

by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023