Hench

Being strong, fit, cut, buff.

When we get hench we will win loads of competitions.

by Phil G1234 September 27, 2006

hench

To be muscular

"jimmyli is so Hench"

by pkerofthedark April 15, 2009

Henchness

A measure of how crazily hench someone is both physicaly and mentally

George: That tatoo is pretty hench
Tom: Yeah well look at my tatoo it has ultimate henchness.
George:...sweet mercy !!!

Kyle:"Look at that guys bare Henchness"
Sam: "I wouldn't want to mess with him"

by The white wing ninja March 26, 2009

hench

1. Good, pleasing
2. Well built, strong

1. "Did you see that film?"
"Yeh man, it was hench"

2. "Jasons hench, he'll batter all of us"

by Jason May 23, 2003

Hench

Derived from Henchman i.e. think of The Kingpin from the Marvel comic series, the fat headed white breed or rare bear may be considered "hench" per se, because apparently, as he says and I quote "over 90% of my body is comprised of pure muscle mwuahahahahah". And yeah that's the only vice the guy has, that he's a giant fat head with a freakish amount of muscle hanging off of his bones. A hench someone is someone considered very large and extremely dangerous i.e. Mongo from Blazing Saddles, Goldberger from Stir Crazy or any bouncer you'll see at a respectable club, though most of the guys are over-reactive idiots, nay isotopes of idiots - a rare fucking breed.

Oh check out Bazza the doorman, isn't he a hench one. Boys, I bet that with four of us we can chav tag-team this big ugly fucker and then happy slap him on our phones which we can never tell apart because we're not sure which are coming or going, but I have an incling that the guy will show me the lining of my rib cage before I'll ever take him down so maybe I'll just wait until the guy gets a dodgey knee or something.

by Robert Head April 05, 2007

hench

1. A derogatory term used to embarass and shame larger women.
2. A compliment to a fit-bodied male.

1. Woah, that girl is HENCH.
2. Oh my god, that guy is fit-hench.

by jadore May 29, 2005

Henching

To pump iron for a long period of time. The hencher typically displaying an I *heart* Mom tattoo on the bicep.

Communal henching is illegal in China but encouraged in Mexico.

WARNING: HENCHING CAUSES HENCHNESS

"Yesterday I was Henching constantly for 4 hours, I feel so hench."

"I went down 3 bra sizes by overhenching."

by BadGrafter July 19, 2010