Hemroids

Little bumps on your balls.

Hemroids are plainly to say:
Balls on your balls.

by BlackJaguar215 January 21, 2006

Kimy Hemroids

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people

My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids

by Doctor Trayoures August 4, 2021

Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

Heroids

The mixture of heroin and steroids. It is an extreme drug/work-out supplement. It provides the intense high of heroin with the rapid growth and recovery effects of steroids. It's meant to take you're work-out to godly levels and increase your performance in all things dramatically. Side effects range from mild to straight erroneous.

Nick- Man, my work-outs have been lacking and I've been kinda down lately.

Alec- I have the solution. Heroids. It'll improve every single thing you need it too almost immediately.

Nick- Wow! Sounds intense.

Stefan- I've been taking heroids for years, that's why my performance in everything has improved to god-like levels.

Alec- Is that proof enough for you?

Nick- More than enough, pass that shit over here.

by ACN2369 March 24, 2011

hemroid

A driver that will not get off your ass.

I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

hemroid infested shit ass

A stinky ass hole with popped boils all over the interior

Nick get away from me you hemroid infested shit ass

by coppola March 11, 2008