Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

hemroid

A driver that will not get off your ass.

I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

Hemroid

A person who is a pain in the ass.

Bill: Mark can be such a douche.
Steve: Yea, that kid is such a hemroid.

by Echo5mike November 6, 2013

Hemroids

Little bumps on your balls.

Hemroids are plainly to say:
Balls on your balls.

by BlackJaguar215 January 21, 2006

Kimy Hemroids

It's a disease where the symptoms includes an old man coming up to you and tickling your asshole or an old man breaking into your house and tickling you, only affects white people

My friend Kimy got Kimy Hemroids

by Doctor Trayoures August 4, 2021

Hemroid hunter

The act of having anal sex in order to pop painful burning hemroids.

Person 1: Honey I have some really painful hemroids...
Person 2: Well then I will be your Hemroid Hunter today baby!!!

by bordman24 September 13, 2010