homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

Hemmoroids

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

homorrhoid

Irritation sustained from prolonged anal intercourse

Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang

by bergali September 22, 2010

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

by chezo July 22, 2009

haemorrhoid

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

by sociopath9 May 1, 2009

hemorrhoid miner

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..

Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.

by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008