buff helmets

The act of sucking dick

"...Then I asked these young ladies do they buff helmets They said fuck you, took a sniff and then they didn't tell me..."
-Tony Stark

by buckalope December 4, 2009

brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible

Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"

by Brodie helmet February 28, 2019

Helmetdale

Medical = smegma.The white pungent substance that gathers on the bell end or purple headed mountain. Not to be confused with the female equivilent Clamenbert

If i had known tony had brought some Helmetdale with him id have brought a bottle of Chardanay and made a night of it.

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

helmet hang

Helmet hang is when the male genitalia is displayed and is considered unsightly and grotesque. A guy with to much helmet hang will find it almost impossible to get laid.

Girl 1:- what's that new guy like that your dating?

Girl 2:- he's cute but he has really bad helmet hang!

by T.M.I November 10, 2014

Helms-Deep

When balls-deep just is not deep enough, you gotta keep on pushing through.

Man, I was balls-deep in Joleen last night when she screamed "deeper", so I went for helms-deep.

by ahrnygoose November 2, 2010

Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).

Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."

by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016

Helmo

Helmo is usually the name of an awesome couple, who are perfect for each other and everyone is jealous of them! They are usually also both really sexy. In a proper Helmo, they both have to be Dutch.

Guy 1 : They're so cute together!

Guy 2 : I know, they're a helmo!

by HelmoTheSexyCouple October 15, 2011