Hedge

A. That one kid who annoys you

B. Annoying in a preppy way

Stop clicking your pen in class! You're such a hedge.

Trevor is wearing so much vineyards vines he's a hedge

by Bruhh V November 9, 2015

hedged

A form of rejection whereby one elusively retreats from your life with no explanation.

That jerk Vince just hedged me - he's the worst.

by ScolloP August 28, 2018

Hedge

Meaning awesome, cool, killer, sweet, good, very nice. Usually pertaining to someone or something looking or seeming "Hedge".

Wow! You look pretty HEDGE today, dude!

by Leeyayha June 20, 2016

hedged it

When you stop at the bar to fit that last quick beer in and as your done chugging it and you're walking out you "verp" some in to your own hand, but not wanting to get it on the floor you just slurp it out of your own hand.

He chugged that last beer and on the way out he "hedged it."

by azfire March 11, 2018

Hedge

"That one kid who annoys you"

Stop clicking your pen in class, you are such a hedge.

by Jakes sucks December 29, 2015

Hedged

Getting too drunk that your body cannot function correctly, equivalent to falling drunkenly in a hedge.

“What you doing tonight then”
“Few mates coming round, were all getting hedged”
“Sweet”

by Alicestoodley November 15, 2017

Hedging

State-backed hate edging to a controversial person as they suffer life destroying or reputation ending results. Hate edging is a long term practice, and is often increased extreme posting that over time produces the Hedged result.

The hate posting about Kyle Rittenhouse going to prison continued long after he was acquitted. Showing that many were simply hedging to the idea of him going to prison instead of actively seeking justice.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023