2 definitions by I'm the Pope, And You're Not

yoda figure

A short, ugly thing that is extremely wise, teaching important lessons to confused heroes, and usually quite skilled in combat, but always seems to speak in a highly perplexing manner, often scrambling their sentences up. Much like yoda from Star Wars, or splinter from ninja turtles.

Indirectly the main villain's greatest foe.

Villains with Skeletor Complex often get their plans foiled and sorry asses kicked indirectly by the yoda figures.

by I'm the Pope, And You're Not October 21, 2007

hedge

The bridge of hair around your asscrack.

"Eat my asshole out."

"No, you have a hedge!"

by I'm the Pope, And You're Not September 21, 2007