Wound that never heals

The female genitalia (pussy)

"My girlfriend has the nicest wound that never heals"

"Who doesn't like a nice wound that never heals"

by kevin rob ryan September 28, 2008

go heals

Carry a gun. Popular use vernacular during the 1880s.

I don't have to go heals to get the bulge on a tub like you.

by The Prospect September 20, 2013

britt heals

a huge flaming piece of garbage often used to extinguish problems of the blue waffle sort... hideous boils often cover this persons face and beware she may hex your balls creating a pain than can only be described as a twisting and wrenching mess

Oh hot damn that britt heals put my balls in a vice grip
That dude has britt heals all over his face... eww
WTF !?! I`m so glad heals fixed my gfs blue waffle

by youknowwhoiamguaranteed November 5, 2010

Pocket Heals

Your lifeline as a Tank or DPS in PvP. Usually performed by a very virtuous individual who understands that they must sacrifice their urge for pwnage to stand in the background and frantically avoid focused DPS.

We wouldn't have survived that tussle if it weren't for those clutch pocket heals!

by Muffytingstud December 14, 2024

gg no heals

This is used in all chat after games in hero shooters like Overwatch or Marvel Rivals when a DPS feels they didn't get enough healing. It generally causes an argument between said DPS and healers/healer because the DPS feels they're entitled to a pocket.

Dps: GG no heals.
Healer: I have 70k healing solo tho.
Dps: You never healed me.
Healer: You never came for healing. Besides, health packs exist for a reason, you should have used them.
Dps: Stfu.

by A healer main March 19, 2025

Healeish

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.

"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"

by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015

Heale

Contrary to some theories, this is not a British adaptation of the American pejorative cognomen heel. In the USA it means someone who is a bit of a petty jerkoff but in Britain it is applied to people who are total shits, the wasters, skates, snotrags and OICs who plague society like festering sores. The word is said to derive from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was first used by upper classes in the early twentieth century when it became fashionable for flappers to use ‘bad’ language. For a long time it was virtually unknown outside fashionable cliques like the Cliveden Set and was frequently used to describe people they didn't like. It wasn’t until comparatively recently that it became more widely known due to the internet and period dramas. More people began using it although there is still some confusion with the American insult heel. A rather snide use is to use it to refer to someone, knowing that they know what it means, or that it will get back to them, strangely it usually seems to be women who use it in this way.

“That vile creature Malcolm is trying to give Kim hell because he heard she called him a Heale.”
“The fact he’s having a hissy fit and she’s smiling makes me think she got it right.”

by AKACroatalin November 30, 2016