HeadLocks

Noun - Referring to massive boobies that usually have some saggage to them, also being part of a "larger" women
Verb - actually gripping or latching on to the boobies of a large woman

Erin Has headlocks, Look at those head locks. Im gonna put those in a headlock!

by CockerSpainels September 11, 2004

Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

iphone headlock

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.

Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.

by malarky2020 September 26, 2009

Bullshit headlock

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.

I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).

by Facher September 25, 2007

ET in a Headlock

A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.

Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"

by DFaFH May 01, 2006

greek headlock

This is more commonly known as a Cox Knot.

Dude 1: "I made a sweet home video last night of Sheree in a greek headlock".

Dude 2: "A what??"

Dude 1: "You know... A Cox Knot".

Dude 2: "Ahh.. Awesome Man!! She's hot! How was it???"

Dude 1: "After about 12mins, she was struggling. I was fine"

by randy1212 April 13, 2009